Nessie: My Own Story Paperback

Here it is - the publishing scoop of the century!!!

Yes, Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster has at long last broken her silence to reveal her very own, personal autobiography

This elusive female reveals all the tricks she gets up to avoiding those annoying intrusive cameras, submarines and sonar soundings; while she mischievously continues to baffle scientists and tourists alike with her flirtatious, catch-me-if-you-can ways.